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"ASMR pours, rare bottle huntin, and 100% honest taztin notes since 1997" 

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🔥🔥 WELLER 107 NCF 4 LYFE 🔥🔥
~ my #1 favorite wheated bourbon of ALL TIME ~

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(warning: this jam is a TOTAL banger ~ 56k users beware!!!)

🏆 MY BOTTLE COLLECTION 🏆

check out my UNICORNS... yes they r all allocated... no u cant have any 😎

👑 Pappy Van Winkle 23 Year 👑
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got it at retail (i wish lol) ~ NOT for sale do not email me
💪 George T. Stagg (Barrel Proof BABY) 💪
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144.7 proof... will put hair on UR chest 🦍
🌟 Weller Antique 107 (NCF) 🌟
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the people's pappy ~ found it on a bottom shelf in 1996 ~ the GOAT

👃 TASTING NOTEZ 👅

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Weller 107 caramel, wheat bread, grampas barn BUTTERSCOTCH EXPLOSION 🤯 long & warm like a hug 11/10 🔥
Pappy 23 idk it smells expensive tastes like winning my wallet crying 10/10
Geo. T. Stagg FUMES (in a good way) dark cherry + a punch still goin honestly 9.5/10 🥊
🚧👷 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 👷🚧
COMING SOON!!!
~ pls excuse my dust ~ my webmaster (me) is workin on it ~
🚧 Mash Bill Database — COMING SOON!!!
🚧 Barrel Pick Photos — COMING SOON!!!
🚧 ASMR Pour .WAV Downloads (56k warning!) — COMING SOON!!!
🚧 My Glencairn Collection — COMING SOON!!!

🔗 MY FAVORITE LINKS 🔗

► AOL Keyword: BOURBON NEW!!!
► Bob's Kentucky Distillery Webcam
► The Barrel Proof Webring HQ
► Tater Trader 9000 (BBS)
► how 2 read a bottle code (SECRETS)
► my friend Dave's beanie baby page

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★ ~ VINTAGE ENTRIES FROM 1997 ~ ★
xXBourbonHunter97Xx — 06/19/1997 3:14 AM
yo SICK collection bro 🔥 how u get the pappy?? email me back i have $$$ and 3 buffalo trace 4 trade
TaterKing_Chi — 06/20/1997 11:52 PM
weller 107 is overrated... jk jk it slaps 😤 added u to my webring. visit my page its under construction tho
aunt_carol_KY — 06/20/1997 8:09 PM
honey this is a very nice website but please drink some water. love aunt carol. how do i close this
56k_Steve — 06/21/1997 1:30 AM
page took 9 mins 2 load on my modem but WORTH IT ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ the flaming bar is so cool how did u do that
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Please sip responsibly. You must be of legal drinking age. NeatSipper does not endorse trading, selling, or hunting bourbon irresponsibly. Drink water. Never drink and drive. This page is a parody and is not actually from 1997.